Thursday, November 22, 2007
8:55 PM
Inverter was tres shiok. Esther halfway fell to her death and I almost laughed out loud. Actually, i did laugh out loud. But my conscience pricked me and I dived down to save esther from her death. She was like the damsel in distress while i was the knight in shining armor*beams*GO KART ROX MY SOX. I banged esther so hard that her brains actually burst out from her head and flew in all directions, except towards me! I feel so fortunate! Thankfully she does not know i actually did it on purpose. Im actually SO jealous that she rode the car faster than me even though I started first. I hate people being faster than me. It pains my poor heart. Anyway, I wanted to bang yishang but esther was blocking her, and I had no other choice but to hit her. I may sound mean, but I'm actually a powerful and witty woman. ;)
That's if you're stupid enough to believe I wrote this!! 0 :